If you've seen it, there's a video where two Internet marketers have gone to Anthony Robbins to ask 'WHY AREN'T SOME OF THOSE WHO BUY OUR STUFF, doing well and making money?
Well, Dunderheads...
It's because they're not ready to, yet.
I mean it's simple, as it is remarkable as it is pathetic.
Two grown men, respected, making a bunch of cash - now not knowing why others don't get, what they, do.
And why go to Robbins?
I mean really. Why?
He gets so hyper in to what he's saying that people forget the question they wanted answers to.
And look, why go to such complicated lengths to get a simple answer they didn't even get?
Papers with sketches and all linking back to each other with those 4 boxes with lines and all that.
And yes, there'll be people falling all over themselves for this 4 boxes and wondering how to get it and then fit it into their lives to make lasting change.
Crap!
Because, give people another bit of paper and another 'secret formula', they'll be off hunting for that!
Here's the frickin' lowdown.
If you're doing something successful and you're achieving, look at the opposite of all that and you'll get your answer as to why people aren't doing good.
I mean, that's easy to figure out by now, isn't it?
And how long to we want to go on 'figuring this out?'
If we're not getting a result we want, we don't want it.
If we want to get on a plane and go to another country, we'll do it. If we don't want to get on a plane and go, we won't.
How bloody basic do we want to get!!
When we want it, we'll get the result.
Simple baby stuff blown out of all proportion.
Madness.
And of course - you can apply this baby step technology to ANYTHING that you feel has GOT YA BY THE SCRUBLES!
Of course, I may be a little on the grumpy side as I'm writing this though c'mon... this idiocy and pretending we 'don't know' ... let's be adult and give this shenanigan ride, a miss... shall we?
Thursday 27 August 2009
Thursday 13 August 2009
No Goofy Marketing Quack Required
Hey... I've a plan. And it's a devious and cunning plan.
Wanna here it?
Good, because I thought about sharing it with you.
Okay, here it is.
Let's play a game where we get a customer and we sellthem what we have to offer, and then, we keep them in a sweet fence where they can't get out!
Hold on, that's not the end of it. There's more...
And, time and again, we'd feed them new, nourishing offers and products and services so in that way, even if we took the fence away, they'd still want to comeback to us because we gave them good stuff to stay connected to us...
HOW ABOUT THAT!
You in for that game... wanna run something like that for your business?
Of course, that's how ALL business should be run ANYWAY... but, they're not.
How easy is it for you and I to keep I touch with our friends and family? Pretty easy right. I mean, there are all these gizmos and techno gadgetsnowadays that if we can't meet in person, we CAN 'meet'.
So why the heck we don't do that with the people whocan change our financial situation (our customers)... is bloody beyond me! I mean, keeping in contact and following up, is what...EASY.
Frig. And we don't do it (keep in contact & follow up)and we then complain, bitterly, bitterly, about how business isn't too good or how it could be better!
So let's sweetly remove ourselves from the bitter bickering, victim society and let's instead, get acunning plan going where we... GASP... keep in touch with our customers and prospects on a timely,inviting and non threatening way!
Yes, let's do that instead.
And, here's something wild and fancy; let's take the bolt of the fence and see if they come back?
My god!! We'll be marketing and business geniuses if we can make that happen! And as you'll soon see - IT IS EASY and we WILL be seen as marketing geniuses.
I hope you can see my dear business friend, you don'tneed a marketing quack to walk in to your businessand start tinkering around, only to give you some goofy speech full of jargon, garbage and nonsense that'll most likely wreck your business.
Do the stuff in this post and you'll be singing with the birds and spending your newfound money like a demented demon.
And here's the wickedly good resource that'll helpyou sleep like a baby at night because you knowyour business is in great hands - YOUR HANDS!
Go ahead, make more mone.y with it! http://tinyurl.com/nehzv6
Wanna here it?
Good, because I thought about sharing it with you.
Okay, here it is.
Let's play a game where we get a customer and we sellthem what we have to offer, and then, we keep them in a sweet fence where they can't get out!
Hold on, that's not the end of it. There's more...
And, time and again, we'd feed them new, nourishing offers and products and services so in that way, even if we took the fence away, they'd still want to comeback to us because we gave them good stuff to stay connected to us...
HOW ABOUT THAT!
You in for that game... wanna run something like that for your business?
Of course, that's how ALL business should be run ANYWAY... but, they're not.
How easy is it for you and I to keep I touch with our friends and family? Pretty easy right. I mean, there are all these gizmos and techno gadgetsnowadays that if we can't meet in person, we CAN 'meet'.
So why the heck we don't do that with the people whocan change our financial situation (our customers)... is bloody beyond me! I mean, keeping in contact and following up, is what...EASY.
Frig. And we don't do it (keep in contact & follow up)and we then complain, bitterly, bitterly, about how business isn't too good or how it could be better!
So let's sweetly remove ourselves from the bitter bickering, victim society and let's instead, get acunning plan going where we... GASP... keep in touch with our customers and prospects on a timely,inviting and non threatening way!
Yes, let's do that instead.
And, here's something wild and fancy; let's take the bolt of the fence and see if they come back?
My god!! We'll be marketing and business geniuses if we can make that happen! And as you'll soon see - IT IS EASY and we WILL be seen as marketing geniuses.
I hope you can see my dear business friend, you don'tneed a marketing quack to walk in to your businessand start tinkering around, only to give you some goofy speech full of jargon, garbage and nonsense that'll most likely wreck your business.
Do the stuff in this post and you'll be singing with the birds and spending your newfound money like a demented demon.
And here's the wickedly good resource that'll helpyou sleep like a baby at night because you knowyour business is in great hands - YOUR HANDS!
Go ahead, make more mone.y with it! http://tinyurl.com/nehzv6
Monday 3 August 2009
English Literature Grad Screws Up Father's Business
Hey, Griz here...
I'm gonna save the guilty here so there's no screaming and wailing in the corridors.
Jenny had recently completed her English Literature studies in Cambridge University.
Looks like her parents had spent some really heavy money educating the girl since around the age of 5 years old.
So, just like some parents, they hand over the reins of their business to family members to run the business.
Qualified or not to run the thing, they just do it.
Jenny didn't want to become a fully fledged member of the family concern as she was interested in other things.
Now it just so happened that the father was not seeing eye-to-eye with the people he had hired to do the marketing work for him.
(Now isn't that an UNUSUAL happening - incompetent baboons dressed up as marketing geniuses!)
And in his desperation, he started fiddling with everything himself until he could hire the right person for the job, so he thought.
He'd spent a good few days putting together a promotion piece for his computer network business.
He was flat out exhausted.
Coming to the dinner table one evening, Jenny looked at him and said, "father, you look awful, what's the matter?"
The father then went on to disclose what was going on in the business and how stressed and troubled he was.
Not only that, he went on to tell Jenny that he was making a right old hash of the marketing and written material he was thinking of mailing out.
Jenny asked to have a look at what type of work her father was doing. One thing led to another and Jenny insisted her father let her write the mailings and promotional pieces.
"Dad, you've spent a whole lot of money sending me to private school and one of the top universities in the world, plus I know a great deal about the English Language and how to use words - this should be easy for me!"
Her father thought about and then figured why not, it's got to be better than his attempts.
Plus, he really 'couldn't' say NO to his daughter so he left it to her and told her when it had to be completed by.
When Jenny had completed her efforts, she handed it to her father. As Jenny was going to be visiting her aunt that same day, she told her father that she'll be back in a weeks time.
A week had passed and it was time for Jenny to return.
Her father was in a dilemma.
The dilemma was whether to tell Jenny that the work she'd handed him was probably the worse results he'd got back from his marketing, or to tell her that her work was great!?
Before he had another moment to think, Jenny burst through the doors with a joyful happy smile.
"Hi, I'm back... how did the marketing go dad?"
Her father stopped for a second and then said, "oh, it was great dear, er, thanks a lot for your help!"
What Jenny's father didn't realise was he had just given Jenny the green GO signal to delve even further into creating the written and promotional work for his company.
The blithering fool.
For whatever reason, this kept on for several months. And it all came to a head when the many, new, business loans, couldn't be paid back.
Now isn't that something?
Good sales writing is different from any other type of creative writing.
And it's ABSOLUTELY different from what you'll find in the English Literature books!
If you have a business and a member of your family says they want to create the writing and marketing for your business, hand them a copy of the resource you find below and tell them to make all the money they can for you with it!
That's because you'll never ever have to worry about whether they can write or not - it's 90% done for you!
http://tinyurl.com/nehzv6
Until next time, go make money!
Griz
Picked up your FREE copy of the 7 Dead Easy Ways to Make A Bundle Of Profit From Your Small Business? If not, you can do so when you wind your way over to www.SmallBusinessOwnerMarketing.com
I'm gonna save the guilty here so there's no screaming and wailing in the corridors.
Jenny had recently completed her English Literature studies in Cambridge University.
Looks like her parents had spent some really heavy money educating the girl since around the age of 5 years old.
So, just like some parents, they hand over the reins of their business to family members to run the business.
Qualified or not to run the thing, they just do it.
Jenny didn't want to become a fully fledged member of the family concern as she was interested in other things.
Now it just so happened that the father was not seeing eye-to-eye with the people he had hired to do the marketing work for him.
(Now isn't that an UNUSUAL happening - incompetent baboons dressed up as marketing geniuses!)
And in his desperation, he started fiddling with everything himself until he could hire the right person for the job, so he thought.
He'd spent a good few days putting together a promotion piece for his computer network business.
He was flat out exhausted.
Coming to the dinner table one evening, Jenny looked at him and said, "father, you look awful, what's the matter?"
The father then went on to disclose what was going on in the business and how stressed and troubled he was.
Not only that, he went on to tell Jenny that he was making a right old hash of the marketing and written material he was thinking of mailing out.
Jenny asked to have a look at what type of work her father was doing. One thing led to another and Jenny insisted her father let her write the mailings and promotional pieces.
"Dad, you've spent a whole lot of money sending me to private school and one of the top universities in the world, plus I know a great deal about the English Language and how to use words - this should be easy for me!"
Her father thought about and then figured why not, it's got to be better than his attempts.
Plus, he really 'couldn't' say NO to his daughter so he left it to her and told her when it had to be completed by.
When Jenny had completed her efforts, she handed it to her father. As Jenny was going to be visiting her aunt that same day, she told her father that she'll be back in a weeks time.
A week had passed and it was time for Jenny to return.
Her father was in a dilemma.
The dilemma was whether to tell Jenny that the work she'd handed him was probably the worse results he'd got back from his marketing, or to tell her that her work was great!?
Before he had another moment to think, Jenny burst through the doors with a joyful happy smile.
"Hi, I'm back... how did the marketing go dad?"
Her father stopped for a second and then said, "oh, it was great dear, er, thanks a lot for your help!"
What Jenny's father didn't realise was he had just given Jenny the green GO signal to delve even further into creating the written and promotional work for his company.
The blithering fool.
For whatever reason, this kept on for several months. And it all came to a head when the many, new, business loans, couldn't be paid back.
Now isn't that something?
Good sales writing is different from any other type of creative writing.
And it's ABSOLUTELY different from what you'll find in the English Literature books!
If you have a business and a member of your family says they want to create the writing and marketing for your business, hand them a copy of the resource you find below and tell them to make all the money they can for you with it!
That's because you'll never ever have to worry about whether they can write or not - it's 90% done for you!
http://tinyurl.com/nehzv6
Until next time, go make money!
Griz
Picked up your FREE copy of the 7 Dead Easy Ways to Make A Bundle Of Profit From Your Small Business? If not, you can do so when you wind your way over to www.SmallBusinessOwnerMarketing.com
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